Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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