Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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