He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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