Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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