She is in my trunk
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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