Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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