that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
