Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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