Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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