she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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