Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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