"it" just moved
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You need a sexual gate keeper
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
its liver damage thursday
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