I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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