Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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