1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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