i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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