Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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