Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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