My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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