What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
this hospital has no fireball
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
