At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
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