apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
he fucked my hip out of place.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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