he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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