So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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