Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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