dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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