Will you blow on my dice?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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