He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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