Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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