the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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