dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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