terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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