I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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