her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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