everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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