He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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