Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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