Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Randomize
