Just mADE A PArabola og urine
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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