Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
The ass gains better be worth it
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