**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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