It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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