dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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