Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
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