2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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