Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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