why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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