You don't have asthma, your pregnant
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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