I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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