discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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