can we get nightvision for the apartment?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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