I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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