I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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