Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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