Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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