i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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