I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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