i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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