Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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